In various settings these are frequently asked questions (FAQ). 

• How do you get paid? (Answer: Not regularly. Anyway, what does money have to do with a call of God?)
• When do you preach? (Answer: Whenever I get a chance.)
• How do you keep heresy out of the groups? (Answer: Don’t know. We’ve been doing church like this for 23 years and it hasn’t come up yet. Maybe that’s the answer.)
• What do you do with the kids? (Answer: Great question!)
• What is your evangelism program? (Answer: we are. John 13:34-35).
• How do you control the groups? (Answer: Why would I want to?)